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Disney Demotivational Poster


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by jalford

Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

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Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


DISNEY LIFE LESSONS - What Did You Think They Were Teaching?


TAGS: disney
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:10 pm
Retro, you're getting 5L + 15. This was fantastic!
MrBlack - March 10, 2010, 6:27 am
Weren't they all named Prince Charming?
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:06 am
I'm afraid to know the truth behind The Seven Dwarfs...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 12:33 am
I'll be d***ed...I learned something for once...and here I was thinking all Disney movies wanted me to just hate Jews...
Woodywood03a - March 9, 2010, 10:06 pm
Uh... really?


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by jalford

jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

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Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.


TAGS: disney hell children fun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:18 am
haha kyle its so true...i told you i was stalking you lol >:)
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
yes it is haa ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by jalford

Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
crappiest


CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.


TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L


CIRCLE OF LIFE - It's a bit different than what Disney showed you.




SUDDENLY.. - Jafar doesn't seem all that crazy anymore.


TAGS: disney
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by cgrenadier

Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 1:05 pm
She is smoking
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 10:12 pm

nice


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.




THIS SPRING -


TAGS: disney afghanistan
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 8:02 pm
Funny one.
rerun - January 6, 2011, 6:50 pm

Craterville...it is just East of central Kabul
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:19 am
I dunno rerun, if you could pick the destination...
pointer - January 5, 2011, 8:29 pm
Any Height restrictions...?
rerun - January 5, 2011, 8:08 pm

The wait on the Cruise Missile ride is only 3 minutes.....the only down side is you can only ride it once.


THEN IT HIT ME -


TAGS: baby disney mickey mouse
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 12:54 am
Brings back repressed childhood memories. 5
matt28 - October 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Hey, we've all got to be scared ****-less sooner or later. Might as well get it over with!
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:15 am
take the kid this month, the screams are priceless.


SORCERER'S APPRENTICE -


TAGS: fantasia brooms disney
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:35 pm
I thought it's Rihana's song... but then I saw the tags ;)


REPRESSED - Somehow I don't think it is the artists who are repressed. How long would it take you to find this if it wasn't pointed out




CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


BLUEPRINTS -


TAGS: pinocchio cricket blueprints disney funny
Rating: 4.67/5

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M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:50 pm
lol, 5 nose growers for you XD


PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters




VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




GEEK... - But still watching Disney on VHS.


TAGS: geek spider man disney fail fat
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

gas - February 21, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L to that comment
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:14 am
Spiderpig - Spiderpig - does whatever a spiderpig does...


DISNEY CHANNEL - The only place in which people that have no talent, can obtain a career.....


TAGS: truth disney
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by BlueRise

Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:54 pm
They do have talent, it's just we're too old and sophisticated to appreciate it.


CROSSOVERS - Every time you think they can't go any further... And every time you are wrong!


TAGS: mickey mouse optimus prime disney transformers
Rating: 1.92/5

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cthulhufhtagn - October 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
Oh f***.


TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.


TAGS: evil pixie that mugged me a disney world
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Chef

familyghost - March 28, 2011, 12:11 pm
That's kinda who it is... *shuffles away ashamed he recognized the very scene this is depicting*
Liamdurf - March 21, 2011, 5:40 pm
Looks like Crysta from Ferngully.


Disney's CARS -


TAGS: disney pixar cars snow winter
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

MissPriss - August 5, 2014, 5:22 am
*out*...oops "put" Up here after a few beer you really don't care where you put your beer but you dam well care if you're out of beer!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:39 pm
Obviously you aren't from the prairie provinces in Canada. The only thing enjoyable about winter is that you can out your beer outside instead of taking up space in the fridge...teehee.


PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: disneyland park quickie playa inadequate
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

guyfox - August 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
how come we can't get more disney posters
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
If they could get a good looking Ariel, I'd be leaning toward that fish... but I've never seen one.
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 9:57 pm
Next time go see tinkerball...er, I mean Bell.5/5
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:36 pm
next time she gets the brown derby!! 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
LMAO!


HAPPINESS - Money can get you to the happiest place on earth but you still can't buy it.




DISNEY PRINCESES - yep they are just so sweet


TAGS: disney
Rating: 1.58/5

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50cal - December 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
Another over used ph**o....


DISNEY'S FIRST -


TAGS: lsd disney mickey creepy acid
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 9, 2013, 8:49 am
Yeah, fantasia, cool vibes. Walt knew the good stuff. However, my knee feels like Mick mouse’s looks…..Nice, clean art, this poster from hell, so it must beget from me an easy 5L
Greeny - October 9, 2013, 4:21 am
Meanwhile in the theater there were two distinct reactions throughout the entire film - times of laughter from kids, and moments of unbelievable seat gripping wonder for the 'non parental, enlightened adults'
BobbEdwards - October 9, 2013, 12:20 am
The legend of a tripping Walt arose from the late 1960s reissue of "Fantasia". One of the animators, Ollie Thomas I believe, was asked if he used drugs while making that film. He replied, "Yes, I was on drugs - Alka Seltzer and Pepto-Bismol."
lgvernon - October 8, 2013, 10:17 pm

This is exactly how I feel, except there's a bigger hole in my right ear. Great one! 5LLLLL


SLENDER MAN IS EVERYWHERE - Even in cartoons




DEMONSTRATIONS - "Taking the Mickey out of someone" Just got a whole new meaning.




DISNEY WORLD -


TAGS: disney
Rating: 2.83/5

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STAR WARS DISNEY VERSION -




AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.




THE WORD INATOR - Makes sucky inventions that will be the cause of your defeat seem less sucky


TAGS: phineas and ferb perry disney
Rating: 2.56/5

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wampyre - June 2, 2010, 9:32 am
wtf??? what grammar? it is a made up word for the show...
Wolfie - June 1, 2010, 6:11 pm
grammar wtf?


VACATION INSURANCE - Suddenly worth every penny




CO-HOST 3000 VS. WALL-E - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!




DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...




DISNEY WORLD - The Best Birth Control


TAGS: disney
Rating: 1.88/5


Disney Shoes -


TAGS: disney shoes date psycho
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:34 pm
The one place where wishing upon a star is null and void.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:48 am
Oooo...where can I get a pair? 5L crotchety.


IF THAT MOVIE WAS MADE WITH RL ACTORS -




DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.


TAGS: disneyland assignment for november
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 3:07 am
Thanks, Immortal One.
The Immortal - November 18, 2009, 11:59 am
Oh, and brilliant.
The Immortal - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Funny.


SUM AND SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: disneyland mexican life reality
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:31 am
My favorite part is at the end of day you don't head for the "exit" and leave in your car...you go to a "Deportation Station" where a long golf cart-type shuttle - complete with Border Patrol lights - shuttles you out the parking lot.
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:29 am
I like how you buy your ticket from Salespeople dressed as Coyotes, then get to simulate sneaking in through a hole in the fence held open by Eeyore, then go on the "Rio Grande Water Flume" to the actual park entrance...


SLEEPOVERS - Theres no age limit


TAGS: wizards of waverly place disney
Rating: 3.67/5

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Peso - June 2, 2011, 12:08 pm
Sorry about that, trigger finger got stuck.
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:48 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:39 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 10:29 pm
Bowchicka wah wah. Break out the Viagra.


DO YOU REMEMBER OSWALD? - Neither Does The Rest Of The World.


TAGS: oswald old disney
Rating: 3.4/5

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Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:15 am
Didn't he and his friends end up on Tiny Toons?


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life disney reality fake tale money sin
Rating: 3.22/5

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MrRandom - October 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
Money can buy Guinness though, and that indeed is happiness
agdaniele - October 6, 2009, 2:32 pm
Ain't that the truth!


HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip.


TAGS: higher taxes stole my trip to disney
Rating: 3/5

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JMidasMulligan - September 16, 2009, 6:08 pm
Why should their taxes go up?


DISNEY - Not all fun and games




WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.


TAGS: donald duck hannibal lecter ice cream disney
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Mmmmm chilled ducky brains


DISNEYLAND - Does things to people


TAGS: disneyland
Rating: 2.14/5


Life Lessons -




Point Of Contention -




nonsensical nonsense #4 -


TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


PRIVACY -




Boom! -




where dreams come true -


TAGS: disney magic
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 14, 2014, 12:35 pm
Went there, 29 years ago. Two slices of Woonder Bread and a smear of peanut b***er was $1.75. Can only imagine prices today!


Halloween Party 2013 -




DARKNESS -




once upon a time -


TAGS: once upon a time fairy tales disney tv dramas
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:18 pm
It does! It most certainly DOES!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:00 am
Hey crotchety, doesn't it remind you a little of "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend"...teehee


MOVIES FROM THE '60'S -




Modern-Day Beliefs -




HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH -




Ebola -


TAGS: ebola vacation spots disney world disease travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:57 pm
Nice one, Vindy. 5L
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:55 pm
Earth note to self; rampant overpopulation issue. I got this.


"DISNEYLAND IS A WORK OF LOVE - We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." -Walt Disney


TAGS: disney disneyland prices money
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - April 8, 2013, 5:44 am
Ah, OK, thanx! If it were gravel in the curve, I'd have laid the bike down.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2013, 4:36 pm
I doubt you'd want them to cut expenses on maintenance just to lower the price.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:52 am

It adds up, read the not-so-fine print.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:51 am

The monthly payment program requires an up front $72 payment, plus the monthly amount. Add that $72 initial payment, and it's about the same (the monthly payment adds to be >$1 more in some cases)
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 11:33 am
What's the story on all four of those X 12(months) = less than the "single payment"?


THE MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY. -


TAGS: walt disney was a nazi sympathizer
Rating: 3.95/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 2:58 pm
Don't know how I missed this the first but, WOW! 5L
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:29 pm
LMAO!!


DREAMS - All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney


TAGS: dreams courage disney moon
Rating: 3.89/5

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guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:17 am
first motifake to make me shed a tear


DISNEYLAND -


TAGS: disneyland day happiest place on earth biggest downer traumatized kid
Rating: 3.68/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Well played good sir! I'd give a five if the kid could've been holding a drink.


BUT, HONEY, YOU CAN'T BE A FOX ANYMORE. - Now that we're married, maybe you can be a chipmunk or a squirrel...


TAGS: disney fox robin married hood
Rating: 3.67/5

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CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 12:55 am
Disney. Making kids furries since 1973 (not that there's anything wrong with that)
mariand - August 28, 2011, 8:48 pm
LOL... or a 5nake


WILLIE THE GIANT - With a Name Like That, It’s Evident Disney Was Trying To Compensate For Something




MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.




WALT DISNEY - The Dark Side......




THE ECONOMY - It's Affecting Everyone. Even Disney Characters.




YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS -




CONCLUSIONS - If the pop-up is about Kung Fu Panda, that doesn't mean that the entire site is about Disney movies, dammit.


TAGS: *****les ja****ses pop up ads disney
Rating: 2.92/5

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lightquake - December 18, 2009, 9:51 am
It doesn't mean that you're g** or retarded either. God, I hate my classmates.


BOLT -


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am
who isnt that dude runs like a p****
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.


HAPPILY NEVER AFTER -


TAGS: disney
Rating: 2.54/5

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thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:19 am
That's the main thing... they're supposed to have a caption, not just title. RAWR.
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:13 am
2L because the pic is effin sweet. Add some verbiage to compliment the pic next time.


SELENA GOMEZ - THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S DISNEY -




KING KONG DISNEY - Life on Jolly Roger Isle would never be the same




DISNEY - Taking over since 1923.


TAGS: disney
Rating: 2.15/5

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Meh - January 9, 2009, 7:16 am
Of course Mikey Mouse the real person... you're so smart.
pro - September 19, 2008, 12:30 pm
At least Mickey Mouse exists.


Idle Hands -


TAGS: walt disney quote pocket pool
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 21, 2016, 9:46 am
best poster, best comment, wins the categories, hands down (5/F)
JesusWept - January 21, 2016, 7:58 am
If you have big pockets your hands are never idle.


Time To Grow Up -




pod racing -




Merchandising -




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