Disney Demotivational Poster
UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.
DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!
DISNEY LIFE LESSONS - What Did You Think They Were Teaching?
MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!
HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.
EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.
PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)
CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.
CIRCLE OF LIFE - It's a bit different than what Disney showed you.
SUDDENLY.. - Jafar doesn't seem all that crazy anymore.
2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.
THIS SPRING -
THEN IT HIT ME -
SORCERER'S APPRENTICE -
REPRESSED - Somehow I don't think it is the artists who are repressed. How long would it take you to find this if it wasn't pointed out
CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!
THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters
VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.
GEEK... - But still watching Disney on VHS.
DISNEY CHANNEL - The only place in which people that have no talent, can obtain a career.....
CROSSOVERS - Every time you think they can't go any further... And every time you are wrong!
TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.
Disney's CARS -
HAPPINESS - Money can get you to the happiest place on earth but you still can't buy it.
DISNEY PRINCESES - yep they are just so sweet
DISNEY'S FIRST -
SLENDER MAN IS EVERYWHERE - Even in cartoons
DEMONSTRATIONS - "Taking the Mickey out of someone" Just got a whole new meaning.
DISNEY WORLD -
STAR WARS DISNEY VERSION -
AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.
THE WORD INATOR - Makes sucky inventions that will be the cause of your defeat seem less sucky
VACATION INSURANCE - Suddenly worth every penny
CO-HOST 3000 VS. WALL-E - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...
DISNEY WORLD - The Best Birth Control
Disney Shoes -
IF THAT MOVIE WAS MADE WITH RL ACTORS -
DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.
SUM AND SUBSTANCE -
SLEEPOVERS - Theres no age limit
DO YOU REMEMBER OSWALD? - Neither Does The Rest Of The World.
HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip.
DISNEY - Not all fun and games
WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.
DISNEYLAND - Does things to people
Life Lessons -
Point Of Contention -
nonsensical nonsense #4 -
where dreams come true -
Halloween Party 2013 -
once upon a time -
MOVIES FROM THE '60'S -
Modern-Day Beliefs -
HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH -
"DISNEYLAND IS A WORK OF LOVE - We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." -Walt Disney
THE MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY. -
DREAMS - All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
BUT, HONEY, YOU CAN'T BE A FOX ANYMORE. - Now that we're married, maybe you can be a chipmunk or a squirrel...
WILLIE THE GIANT - With a Name Like That, It’s Evident Disney Was Trying To Compensate For Something
MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.
WALT DISNEY - The Dark Side......
THE ECONOMY - It's Affecting Everyone. Even Disney Characters.
YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS -
CONCLUSIONS - If the pop-up is about Kung Fu Panda, that doesn't mean that the entire site is about Disney movies, dammit.
HAPPILY NEVER AFTER -
SELENA GOMEZ - THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S DISNEY -
KING KONG DISNEY - Life on Jolly Roger Isle would never be the same
DISNEY - Taking over since 1923.
Idle Hands -
Time To Grow Up -
pod racing -